While the newer SAM mod has its own built in schlongs and animations, most custom equipment is designed to work with SoS, including a lot of Bad Dog's work. Supposing you have heeded my recommendations of installing SKSE and Fore's New Idles for Skyrim, the first mod you will want to install is Schlongs of Skyrim.

The response was diffuse, touch and go, requiring much trial and error, but in the end it was glorious. These new 'schlongs' would require bespoke animations and behaviors not yet understood by Tamrielic scholarship. How could they? Until now, procreation had been accomplished through a male holding a female's hands, meeting each others' gaze, batting their eyes, pressing their lips together, and then jump-cutting to some point 9 months later. Schlongs of Skyrim was released in 2013 to a grateful populace, but it quickly became clear that the men of Tamriel did not know how to use them. Let us instead speak of Schlongs, customizable male bodies, how the two became separated in a moment of anger, and how you have the power to reconcile them in your load order. The pain and righteous indignation are too much to bear, let alone the subscription costs.

You see, this was before the great betrayals of 2017, 2018, and 2019 and events that transpired in the hellish, fever-dream wilderness of West Virginia. Yet beneath it all were the bones of something good, and a legacy of greatness and love. No wonder everyone was obsessed with death. This land of warriors had been forsaken by the Divines and cursed by the Daedra with saggy, crusty, misshapen women as well as men who, for all their redoubtable strength, had no genitals and therefore no means with which to have sex. Long ago, in the murky mists of a fallen age, in the incomprehensibly distant year of 2011, the terrible travails of the imperial province of Skyrim became known to the world. If you just reinstalled a clean Skyrim, go read that to make sure you have all the tools you're going to need. This post is the follow-up to all the prep work you ought to do in my journal, Skyrim or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Enjoy CTDs.

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